code logs -> 2020 -> Wed, 25 Mar 2020< code.20200324.log - code.20200326.log >
--- Log opened Wed Mar 25 00:00:31 2020
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05:41 * McMartin brings Xcode to its knees
05:41
<&McMartin>
Apparently it has 91,000 ports open
05:41
<&McMartin>
It's... not happy about this
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12:09
<@TheWatcher>
I fucking hate caches.
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12:34
<@sshine>
"There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
12:36
<@celticminstrel>
Heh...
12:37
<@ErikMesoy>
And counting things. :-)
12:40
<@sshine>
yes, that's a good twist
12:40
<@sshine>
I like this variation, too: There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery.
12:42
<@ErikMesoy>
There's a meta variant which goes "There are two troublesome things in Computer Science: We only have one joke, and it's not funny any more."
12:51
<@gnolam>
Heh
13:17
<@TheWatcher>
sshine: I've always heard that as "There are two hard problems in computer science: naming things, cache invalidation, and off-by-one errors"
13:20
<~Vornicus>
and a fanatical devotion to the pope
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--- Log closed Thu Mar 26 00:00:33 2020
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